ALL-STAR SELECTIONS, 'REALITY'

At home, alone on a Sunday evening, a fantasy baseball Commish takes note of what is happening in 'reality' with the MLB All-Star Game. The rosters, please:

PITCHERS:

Heath Bell(notes), Worceseter

Chad Billingsley(notes), Darwin

Jonathan Broxton(notes), Pottsylvania

Matt Cain(notes), Yuma

Francisco Cordero(notes), Fresno

Dan Haren(notes), Fresno

Josh Johnson(notes), Darwin

Ted Lilly(notes), Black Mesa

Tim Lincecum(notes), Frostbite Falls

Francisco Rodriguez(notes), Brooklyn

Johan Santana(notes), Casselton

Mark Buehrle(notes), Pottsylvania

Josh Beckett(notes), Fresno

Brian Fuentes(notes), Pottsylvania

Zack Greinke(notes), Darwin

Roy Halladay(notes), Yuma

Felix Hernandez(notes), Frostbite Falls

Edwin Jackson(notes), St. Francis

Joe Nathan(notes), Frostbite Falls

Jonathan Papelbon(notes), Black Mesa

Mariano Rivera(notes), Las Vegas

Justin Verlander(notes), St. Francis

Tim Wakefield(notes), Darwin

CATCHERS:

Victor Martinez(notes), Frostbite Falls

Joe Mauer(notes), Worcester

Brian McCann(notes), Brooklyn

Yadier Molina(notes), Darwin

INFIELDERS:

Aaron Hill(notes), Texas

Derek Jeter(notes), Worcester

Evan Longoria(notes), Frostbite Falls

Justin Morneau(notes), Black Mesa

Dustin Pedroia(notes), Black Mesa

Mark Teixeira(notes), Worcester

Kevin Youkilis(notes), Black Mesa

Michael Young(notes), Frostbite Falls

Ben Zobrist(notes), St. Francis

Prince Fielder(notes), Las Vegas

Adrian Gonzalez(notes), Fresno

Ryan Howard(notes), Brooklyn

Orlando Hudson(notes), Casselton

Albert Pujols(notes), Frostbite Falls

Hanley Ramirez(notes), Worcester

Freddy Sanchez(notes), Fresno

Miguel Tejada(notes), Texas

Chase Utley(notes), Brooklyn

David Wright(notes), Fresno

Ryan Zimmerman(notes), Yuma

OUTFIELDERS:

Jason Bay(notes), Worcester

Carl Crawford(notes), Worcester

Curtis Granderson(notes), Fresno

Josh Hamilton(notes), Darwin

Torii Hunter(notes), LA Flyers

Adam Jones(notes), Yuma

Ichiro Suzuki(notes), Texas

Carlos Beltran(notes), Frostbite Falls

Ryan Braun, Yuma

Brad Hawpe(notes), Worcester

Raul Ibanez(notes), Black Mesa

Hunter Pence(notes), Las Vegas

Justin Upton(notes), Brooklyn

Worcester has the most selections of any BARB team to this year's MLB All-Star Game. And they have the winningest record in BARB, so far. Coincidence? The entire Eliminators starting outfield will make the squad! Black Mesa has six selections, but only one is a starting pitcher, reflecting their team's current need. Darwin, by contrast, has four starters on the MLB All-Star rosters. Los Angeles, sadly, has none at present though Mark Reynolds may be added as an alternate. The full breakdown of BARB teams by All-Star selection:

Worcester 8

Frostbite Falls 7

Fresno 7

Black Mesa 6

Darwin 6

Brooklyn 5

Yuma 5

Pottsylvania 3

Casselton 3

St. Francis 3

Las Vegas 3

Texas 3

Los Angeles 0*